This is what happens when you get a bunch of geeks together for a meetup and the main person doesn’t show up.

[17:02] [tunicwriter] explode(westi)
[17:02] [Firas] westi: ooh do that again
[17:02] [Firas]
[17:02] * westi coats the channel in goo
[17:02] [westi] $firas->exploit();
[17:02] [masquerade] $firas->violate();
[17:03] [ryanduff] westi: thats $firas->explode();
[17:03] [Firas] $westi = “DROP TABLE westi;”
[17:03] [Firas] xml-rpc($westi);
[17:03] [ringmaster] $westi = “DROP PANTS $firas”;
[17:03] [westi] DUMP DATABASE $firas;
[17:03] * Podz takes care to keep the logs for posting
[17:04] [masquerade] query(‘INNER JOIN FIRAS AND WESTI’);
[17:04] [Heilemann] Anyone know a mysql command for stopping all current processes?
[17:04] [westi] $podz->GoogleBot(‘scan-the-lot-ignore-robots.txt’);
[17:04] [masquerade] there, now you two are stuck together on the inside
[17:04] [ryanduff] if ($westi == “kick nuts”) {$firas = “ouch”;}
[17:04] [Firas] shell_exec(“rm -rf /home/masquerade/”)
[17:05] [masquerade] Firas, too bad my username isn’t masquerade
[17:05] [jalenack] $this_meeting->create_disorder();
[17:05] * mdawaffe|brb is now known as mdawaffe
[17:05] [masquerade] jalenack, bah
[17:05] [westi] implode($this_meeting);
[17:05] [masquerade] $meeting = $this->meeting(); $meeting->create_disorder();
[17:05] [masquerade] nested classes
[17:05] [masquerade] or something like that
[17:06] [Firas] http://wordpressirc.org?do=kill&person=westi
[17:06] [jalenack] masquerade = FALSE;
[17:06] [geoffrey] heck. Got nothing better to do, going to start work on making Jalenack’s AJAX shoutbox standalone
[17:06] [masquerade] $jalenack->brains = NULL;
[17:06] [geoffrey] $masquerade->brains = $jalenack->brains–;
[17:07] [masquerade] geoffrey, you can’t decrement a null value
[17:07] [ryanduff] $masquerade = dense;
[17:07] [geoffrey] meh
[17:07] [geoffrey] stupid me
[17:07] [masquerade] $ryanduff = denser;
[17:07] [Firas] $masquerade->life = $jalenack->brains;
[17:07] [jalenack] document.getElementById(‘masquerade’).setAttribute(‘fucktwit’, ‘true’);
[17:07] [masquerade] s/masquerade/XeroCool
[17:07] [geoffrey] $geoffers->idiot_level = 1000000
[17:08] [Firas] #ryanduff ( person-type: loser! }
[17:08] [Firas] :p
[17:08] [jalenack] invalid!
[17:08] * Firas wants his opening brace key to work
[17:08] [masquerade] do you realize, some PHP developers somewhere are having nightmares about us doing this
[17:08] [geoffrey] shit happens.
[17:08] * ryanduff pulverizes Firas so he understands real braces
[17:08] * masquerade can hear them now
[17:08] [stevecooley] well, this is entertaining
[17:09] [masquerade] “THEY RUINED MY LANGUAGE! IT WASN’T MEANT FOR THIS”
[17:09] [westi] RewriteRule ^Firas$ /dev/null
[17:09] [masquerade] dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/firas /dev/null
[17:10] [masquerade] cat /dev/urandom > /dev/westi
[17:10] [jalenack] this.dragTo(‘shitter’);
[17:10] [Firas] $westi_location, = ‘trash’; header(“‘Location: $westi_location);
[17:10] [masquerade] Firas, think that could create any more parse errors?
[17:10] [Firas] masquerade, don’t nitpick
[17:11] [masquerade] I’m trying not to,b ut that was pathetic
[17:11] [Firas] ? look who’s parsing php in an irc channel
[17:11] [jalenack] #masquerade { display: none; }
[17:11] [Firas] $masqurade->laid = none;
[17:11] [geoffrey] my head
[17:11] [masquerade] Firas, its automagic, it just comes to me
[17:12] [masquerade] $firas->laid < $masquerade->laid
[17:12] [jalenack] #Firas { text-indent: -999px; color: #fff; }
[17:12] [Firas] ($firas->laid < $masquerade->laid == false)
[17:13] [jalenack] #jalenack { opacity: 0.2 }
[17:13] [masquerade] so, are we done with the meetup?
[17:13] [masquerade] anybody log it?
[17:13] [masquerade]
[17:14] [jalenack] we can’t even post it on the Codex!
[17:14] [masquerade] #jalenack { loser: 110%; }